askwicklesmack:

The two forms of BURD

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win